Chris Boonzaier Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 Stogieman has very meanly being poking fun at the haircuts seen on many Russian soldiers, its seems that the Soviet Union 1920-45 (and later) had a fetish for funny haircuts....How about posting YOUR funny haircut photos, and an E-Beer to the collector who is custodien to the papers of the Commissar with the wierdest cut?
Biro Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 (edited) Greetings comrade and velcome to our beautiful salon....What will it be today..Maybe just a little off the sides??[attachmentid=14222]How about a little something special for the laydeeez....?[attachmentid=14223]You have absolutely NO Roubles vatsoever??Then take a seat over here comrade.....[attachmentid=14224] Edited October 28, 2005 by Biro
Guest Rick Research Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 I'm sure ALL of you recognize the world renowned Leonardo diCaprio (#3 above) and Prince William Windsor (#4 above) from their recent visits to the Salon of the State Roadkill Recycling Toupee Factory No. 7, Chelyabinsk, which also offers:Our #394 is very popular comrades: the morning after hungover Bruce Willis with drunken drinking buddies' "it seemed like a good idea at the time and all the tattoo parlors were closed" amateur mohawk: [attachmentid=14273]Though our #615: Star Trek Extra (formerly the Nell Carter #722) look is also quite popular with certain comrades:[attachmentid=14275]absolutely guaranteed to fit inside size 54 hats when used with our special Chernobyl #88 hair pomade!!!#285, our special "Gobi Dawn" is perfect for all occasions for which a permanently nonchalant Gallic beret is desired:[attachmentid=14276]While we can provide TWO Dan'l Boone/Davey Crockett Fan Club models, #316-A and #316-B in luxurious artificial Faux Squirrel Byproduct:[attachmentid=14277][attachmentid=14278]
Guest Rick Research Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 We at Factory No. 7 are also able to offer seconds to comrades on a limited ration coupons or gulag budget: [attachmentid=14279]Group discounts to collective members: write for terms-- [attachmentid=14280]We stock: rat, weasel, hamster, squirrel, and can special order custom crafted pieces from the Central Administartion of Reusable Pelt Byproducts "in the Name of V. G. Byessmertny" at the Ministry of Highways Beautification & Drain Clearances.We are also delighted to announce that we are THIS close to exciting developments in Pubic Transplant Technologies, due to superior Union bioengineering expertise![attachmentid=14282][attachmentid=14281][attachmentid=14283]
Guest Rick Research Posted November 8, 2005 Posted November 8, 2005 Back in the US... back in the US... back in the USSR[attachmentid=15172]1944
Guest Rick Research Posted January 29, 2006 Posted January 29, 2006 OK, just when you thought it was safe again...I want to know how they got their hats on!"Pass The Sideways Squirrel"[attachmentid=25255][attachmentid=25256]
Stogieman Posted January 30, 2006 Posted January 30, 2006 And now boys & girls.... you know why Photoshop was invented! ;>)
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