TacHel

Once again global warming let's me down...  It's snowing... 

Winter has once again covered us in a blanket of white crap...  The cold won't let up for months...  Anybody wanting to adopt a used airman to sweep around the base of his palm trees can contact me via PM.

It's STILL cold and STILL snowing... Where's that -censored- groundhog!

Hello Roman!
I have a Russian word I cannot translate. I know is it a type of warship, that is all. What is the English word for конлодка (konlodka)??
Thanks,

Bem-vindo!

The King is dead... They'll never be another like him...

Smiling now... Weather fairer, temperature warming up...

A blizzard! We're in a frickin blizzard!! ARRRRGGGHHH!!

It FINALLY stopped snowing...

Finally stopped snowing... Keeping fingers crossed...

It's still &%$% snowing!!! FFS!

-14... Icy... Hungover... Guests due in any minute... Crap...

Aw crap... Winter's here again... Bah humbug to the cold and ice!

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. Bartender looks up at them and says "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Will work for food and a cot under a palm tree!

Pool's closed... Leaves are changing colour... The crappiest of season's is just around the corner!

2 August... Back to work I go...