Imagine the slapstick movie....
Man in recruiting office---
he is filling out the form...Married... "Yes"....
In the background you see a piano falling out of a 3rd story window, landing on someone... he turns around... looks.... turns back...scratches out the "yes" and writes "no"....
At that moment a nubile young hussy walks by and he scratches out the "no" and writes "about to be"...
Then tosses the papers to the recruiting Sgt and says "Sorry, not joining afterall... I suddenly have something worth living for...."
Then he runs out, jumps over the remains of ex-wife, and jogs after miss nubile....
Camera turns to confused face of recruiting Sgt....