The Monkey God Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 (edited) Guys, Recieved this spam email thought I`d share it with you for your amusement............... Good Day, My name is Lt. Col. Abbey Goldfish, an American soldier; I am serving in the military of the 1st Armoured Division here in Iraq . As you know we are being attacked by insurgents everyday and car bombs, it became worse after Saddam Hussein was executed and I have gun injury, I am in the hospital During one of our rescue Mission we came across a safe that contains Huge amount of money that belongs to the revolutionaries, which I believe they use in buying weapons and ammunition, and it was agreed by all party present that the money will be shared amongst us.Out of the total fund my share was USD$26,000,000 ( Twenty Six Million US Dollars). I am seeking your assistance to evacuate my share of the money, which is $6,000,000 out of here to you in your country for investment as I willing to resign and change my identity, as soon as I get well from this gun injuring I will travel down to your country for any investment that will suite for this fund,as much as you can assure me that my own share will be safe with you. This is no stolen money, and there are no dangers involved, as I have made arrangements with a UN Security Finance,as soon as you agreed with my offer I will instruct UN Security authoritative letter to deliver the fund to any of my choosing destination. I shall be compensating you with Six Million Dollars on final conclusion of this project, while the rest shall be for me for my investment purposes in your country. One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter with a third party, should you have reasons to reject this offer, please destroy this e-mail as any leakage of this information will be too bad for me.open the web leak below, for details. http://www.jonathanf...2003_chest.html http://news.bbc.co.u...ast/2988455.stm I do not know for how long we will remain here, and I have survived two suicide bomb attacks, which prompted me to reach out for help because I will be migrating to you to invest and start a new life not as a soldier anymore. Please if this proposal is acceptable by you, kindly send me an e-mail signifying your interest including your most confidential telephone numbers for quick communication. As soon as I receive your email i will furnish you with full details on when and how the fund shall be delivered to you by the diplomat or transfer to your account as long you will not betrayed me and he will make a contact with you before anything move. I only reach out now that we have been clear of any wrong doing.upon the receiving your mutual assistant I will forward you all the document and the injuring picture I take with nurse. Waiting for your urgent reply. Best regards, Lt. Col. Abbey Goldfish. Edited March 2, 2010 by The Monkey God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter monahan Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 "upon the receiving your mutual assistant I will forward you all the document and the injuring picture I take with nurse." I wanna see the injuring picture! Who does it injure? And how? A Gorgon thing happening or is Abbey just really really hard on the eyes? :speechless: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjarofwasps Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 http://gmic.co.uk/uploads/monthly_03_2010/post-19-126769765791.jpgTruely a spam clasic, would dearly love to know it anyone has fallen for this one. :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul wood Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 http://gmic.co.uk/uploads/monthly_03_2010/post-19-126769765791.jpgTruely a spam clasic, would dearly love to know it anyone has fallen for this one. The goldfish that mutated into a shark. Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Wolfe Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Wait a minute, what are you guys trying to get away with here! Is that a non-regulation cap the Lt Col. is wearing? I'm not trying to be a stickler for protocol but there are standards for proper dress (and undress?)uniforms, is there not? Regards Brian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjarofwasps Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Wait a minute, what are you guys trying to get away with here! Is that a non-regulation cap the Lt Col. is wearing? I'm not trying to be a stickler for protocol but there are standards for proper dress (and undress?)uniforms, is there not? Regards Brian Brian, perhaps something from the Warsaw Pact, would be more to your liking... Gordon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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