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    Stogieman has very meanly being poking fun at the haircuts seen on many Russian soldiers, its seems that the Soviet Union 1920-45 (and later) had a fetish for funny haircuts....

    How about posting YOUR funny haircut photos, and an E-Beer to the collector who is custodien to the papers of the Commissar with the wierdest cut?

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    Greetings comrade and velcome to our beautiful salon....

    What will it be today..

    Maybe just a little off the sides??

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    How about a little something special for the laydeeez....?

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    You have absolutely NO Roubles vatsoever??

    Then take a seat over here comrade.....

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    Guest Rick Research

    I'm sure ALL of you recognize the world renowned Leonardo diCaprio (#3 above) and Prince William Windsor (#4 above) from their recent visits to the Salon of the State Roadkill Recycling Toupee Factory No. 7, Chelyabinsk, which also offers:

    Our #394 is very popular comrades: the morning after hungover Bruce Willis with drunken drinking buddies' "it seemed like a good idea at the time and all the tattoo parlors were closed" amateur mohawk:

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    Though our #615: Star Trek Extra (formerly the Nell Carter #722) look is also quite popular with certain comrades:

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    absolutely guaranteed to fit inside size 54 hats when used with our special Chernobyl #88 hair pomade!!!

    #285, our special "Gobi Dawn" is perfect for all occasions for which a permanently nonchalant Gallic beret is desired:

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    While we can provide TWO Dan'l Boone/Davey Crockett Fan Club models, #316-A and #316-B in luxurious artificial Faux Squirrel Byproduct:

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    We at Factory No. 7 are also able to offer seconds to comrades on a limited ration coupons or gulag budget:

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    Group discounts to collective members: write for terms--

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    We stock: rat, weasel, hamster, squirrel, and can special order custom crafted pieces from the Central Administartion of Reusable Pelt Byproducts "in the Name of V. G. Byessmertny" at the Ministry of Highways Beautification & Drain Clearances.

    We are also delighted to announce that we are THIS close to exciting developments in Pubic Transplant Technologies, due to superior Union bioengineering expertise!

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    Guest Rick Research

    OK, just when you thought it was safe again...

    I want to know how they got their hats on!

    "Pass The Sideways Squirrel"

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